Here is my haiku about Mary Berry. You know, the one with the cakes who isn’t the man who could blow-torch the top of a creme brulee with nothing but […]
I just wonder how Darwin would feel about it. That’s all.
Firstly, a word of advice: Don’t go and see this two hours after you finish reading Tess Of The d’Urbervilles for the first time. The result is too many tears […]
Sometimes my opinion on something fits neatly into 17 syllables. When that happens, I think it’s fun to write a haiku about that thing, instead of some run-of-the-mill 17 syllable […]
Oooooh, what a poncy title! This is my first post, so I thought that this is where I should say what the hell I’m up to. Here’s what: I’m probably […]