Hi, how are you?
My name’s Anna, I live in Stroud because I couldn’t afford to live in London anymore. I have a degree in popular music, I love camping and I look like Carey Mulligan but with cheaper hair.
I started this blog to see what would happen. It’s entirely undisciplined, but rich in haikus and deliberate misspellings. I hope you to like it please!
If you’d like to offer me a seven-figure sum to write a screenplay or something, then please email me at email@example.com
I already have a great idea about an urban beekeeper who falls for a terribly disfigured optician.
It’s called ‘Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beekeeper’