I’m going to share with you my slightly controversial stand on soup:
I can’t be arsed with it. I’ve never seen the point of it. It doesn’t challenge me enough. Why take nice things and liquidize them, when you could fry them or roast them instead? Why would you do that? Here’s the poem:
I will drink my food
When all of my teeth are gone
until then… I’ll CHEW.
Thank you for your time. Sorry if I’ve offended any soup-lovers. I should add that I really like noodle soup.. It’s just the really wet, liquidy ones that bother me.